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THIS, ladies and gents, is wot my mum brought me up as a snack.
this is: a rice cracker with a cheese sheet and chocolate cream with carrot and (pickle?) with smiley faces drawn on with icing topped off with salad cream
That, people, is my mum for ya
this is my stepdad john with a strawberry on his nose and the tops of them dotted on his face.
WILL SOME1 PLZ TAKE HIM?!?!?!?
if you would like to purchase my mums *gag* lovely meals then press the paypal button below
